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Vice President Bartholomew Sachs ID Card
Mr. Bartholomew Sachs

Mr. Bartholomew Sachs

Vice President Futures Comptroller

Much has been made of the financialization wizardry of Vice President Bartholomew “Gold-Man” Sachs, of how his divinely ordained “Comptrolling of all possible Futures” has accrued fantastic concentrations of untaxed wealth for the top one percent of the top one percent. Explore his department, but don’t expect to comprehend this upper-most echelon of neoliberal theodicy.

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Vice President, Futures Comptroller Bartholomew Sachs