Mr. Bartholomew Sachs
Vice President Futures Comptroller
Much has been made of the financialization wizardry of Vice President Bartholomew “Gold-Man” Sachs, of how his divinely ordained “Comptrolling of all possible Futures” has accrued fantastic concentrations of untaxed wealth for the top one percent of the top one percent. Explore his department, but don’t expect to comprehend this upper-most echelon of neoliberal theodicy.
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